so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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