Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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