so explain again why im purple
no
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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