we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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