the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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