I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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