dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
