Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
