they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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