You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I think i got beer on your cat.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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