I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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