no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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