can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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