No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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