Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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