i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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