this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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