Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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