Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you inspire me to be a worse person
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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