I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
If I die, sorry about rent.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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