I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I have post one night stand depression
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