ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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