She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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