oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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