Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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