you guys were way drunker than both of me
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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