he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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