I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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