so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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