I puked a lego.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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