I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
