its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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