i permit you to call me
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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