Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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