i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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