If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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