Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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