She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
it glows. i had to have it.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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