Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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