Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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