So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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