Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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