saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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