whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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