you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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