Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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