why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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