I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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