id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
we're making bets on your personal life
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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