i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
How external is "for external use only"?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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