I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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