just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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