don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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