Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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