Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
please don't ironically join a cult
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