If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He has the fingertips of a God
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